Dave & Al's Scotsport Podcast

The Podcast that’s, it turns out, no longer a 34 waist

scotsport — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:41:10 +0000

This week it’s the end of year awards!!!!!!!!

Which was the biggest fashion mistake of the year? Doddie Weir’s trousers or Kris Boyd’s mousatche?

Who’s was the least likely non-sacking of the year? Ramond Domenech, surely?

Which was the most Scottish performance of the year?

And the big one: The most envromentally unfrindly sporting event of the year!

The podcast whose interest rate is at an all time low

scotsport — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:42:29 +0000

This week:

We EXCLUSIVELY reveal that Maradona has quit the argentina job! Where does superman keep is ID? Exactly what does a posh geordie sound like? How to not get sacked by Hearts and we EXCLUSIVELY reveal that Maradona has not quit the argentina job!

The Podcast that’s got all of its money in Icelandic banks

scotsport — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:56:59 +0000

This week:

What has caused the value of Newcastle Utd to plummet in the past two weeks? Why will John Daly not be taking part in the final leg of next years European Golf Tour? There’s an strong contender for most environmentally unfriendly sporting event of the year in the form of the upcoming Rugby League World Cup. And, why the credit crunch will hit the Tanning salons of Aberdeen particularly hard.

Remember you can contact the Dave and Al Scotsport podcast at daveandalscot@yahoo.co.uk

The podcast that going to be nationalised within a month

scotsport — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:04:21 +0000

This week:

Steven Pressley makes an immediate impact at his new club, What do Vladimir Romaov and Kim Jung Il have in common? Which former Scottish rugby international is feeling particularly put it out by Edinburgh’s new tram system? And, how Britain can gain revenge for the Ryder Cup defeat with Britain’s first fully state sponsored football match.

Remember you can contact the Dave and Al Scotsport podcast at daveandalscot@yahoo.co.uk

The Podcast that can’t think of a title involving Andy Murray

scotsport — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:21:24 +0000

This Week:

Which sporting event caused a flurry of Lock-ins throughout Scotland on Monday night, Has Bobby Williamson been given such a short contract for health reasons? We reveal that Kenny Logan is not a bigamist and Scottish football make a comforting return to the Bertie Era.

Remember you can contact the Dave and Al Scotsport podcast at daveandalscot@yahoo.co.uk

The podcast that’s the third best golfer in Scotland

scotsport — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 17:37:40 +0000

This week:

Might Scotland’s Olympics hero be the scapegoat for the defeat in Macedonia? We reveal the real reason why Russia invaded Georgia; How 2012 can match Beijing for spectacle with a simple change of government and, Al recounts his latest harrowing encounter in Starbucks.

Remember you can contact the Dave and Al Scotsport podcast at daveandalscot@yahoo.co.uk

The podcast that eats 13,000 Calories each day and still wasn’t picked for the Olympics.

scotsport — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 15:09:57 +0000

This week:

We reveal why so many world records are being broken in the Olympic swimming pool, Will Mexico launch an invasion of California in order to finally finish off Coby Jones, Scotland loses its last remaining golf record and, are Hazel Irvine’s talents being wasted by the BBC in Beijing?

Remember you can contact the Dave and Al Scotsport podcast at daveandalscot@yahoo.co.uk

The podcast that has it’s own 9/11 conspiracy

scotsport — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 15:59:43 +0000

This week:

Has a new Olympic event been created because of a bet a man called Kieran made with his friend? What exactly did Forfar do to deserve such a large fine from the SFA? Did Sandy Lyle regret withdrawing from the Open so early? And, which Spanish footballer might be exposed by the new Olympic sex tests?

Remember you can contact the Dave and Al Scotsport podcast at daveandalscot@yahoo.co.uk

The podcast that’s never been challenged to a triathlon.

scotsport — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:37:04 +0000

The podcast that’s never been challenged to a triathlon.

This week: Which Scottish golfer thought that Borat was a serious documentary? Will British tax payers soon be bankrolling the Bin Laden family, via Newcastle United? We apologise to Mixu Paatelainen for doubting his assertion that Hibs are pish, and we reveal that it’s easier to win the Tour de France when you don’t have cancer.

Remember you can contact Dave and Al at daveandalscot@yahoo.com

The Podcast that thinks Glasgow Rangers need to sign more strikers.

scotsport — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:31:33 +0000

This week:

We reveal why David Coulthard finishes so few races. Is Swiss television trying to bring back fascism? We suggest that Colin Montgomerie give up golf and focus on something he’s actually good at. And, why Hearts need to sign Fatih Terim.

Remember you can contact Dave and Al at daveandalscot@yahoo.com

The Euro 2008 podcast that won’t hear a word against the Germans.

scotsport — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 13:15:34 +0000

This Week:

We reveal why Bastain Schweinsteiger was sitting right next to Angela Merkel during the Austria game; We suggest a way Andy Murray can compete at Wimbledon - and of course at the Boodles Challenge - without using his thumbs; Would Percy Montgomery be gentle in bed? And why all the St Bernards in Switzerland have had their brandy stolen.

Remember you can contact Dave and Al at daveandalscot@yahoo.com

The podcast that doesn’t fancy the Germans. Lehman’s in goal for god sake!

scotsport — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:22:19 +0000

On this week’s Euro 2008 special podcast:

Andy Murray finally admits that… Actually - first of all - has Avram Grant actually been seen since the European Cup final? Has Chris Boyd’s attempt to bring class and sophistication to Rangers Football Club by growing a moustache backfired? Why David Coulthard was forced to conduct a pre-race interview in a dingy adrift in Monaco harbour. And, which country is the drug-dealer of Europe?

Remember you can contact Dave and Al at daveandalscot@yahoo.com

The podcast that’s never incited any riots by going off the air.

scotsport — Mon, 26 May 2008 11:23:14 +0000

This week we have a Scotsport exclusive: Rangers fans weren’t just smashing up Manchester and attacking the police, they were stealing their dogs as well. Al does his bit to help the homeless of Edinburgh (and pockets the profits), Which is the most incomprehensible management team currently working in England? And, shall we have a whip-round and buy Gretna?Remember you can contact Dave and Al at daveandalscot@yahoo.com

The Podcast that likes the smell of Craig Gordon

scotsport — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:05:29 +0000

This week: Is Mark Williams systematically trying to remove his competition by sending them all to Thai prisons? We expose Gavin Hastings’ shameful ignorance of fares on Edinburgh’s public transport system. Did Craig Gordon leave Hearts because he was forced to buy his own tops from the club shop? and which snooker ’star’ waits for his rivals in The Crucible car park before robbing them to feed the country’s peasant population?

Remember you can contact Dave and Al at daveandalscot@yahoo.com

The podcast that never accidentally kicked off a Nazi orgy by prancing about in it’s pants.

scotsport — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:04:05 +0000

This week: We reveal exactly why Sandy Lyle can’t maintain his form to the end of a tournament, Scotland screws up football for the rest of Europe, Can Bertie Voghts restore Azerbaijan to its former glory?

And, an apology to Graeme Dott, We’ve let him down…

Remember you can contact Dave and Al at daveandalscot@yahoo.co.uk

The Podcast that’s narrowly avoided the wooden spoon

scotsport — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:06:18 +0000

This week: we apologise for neglecting a fellow countryman, Has David Coulthard exacted his brutal revenge? We suggest a new use for Bobby George, Hearts reveal their lastest madcap scheme and Al destroys another beautiful relationship.Remember you can contact the Dave and al at daveandalscot@yahoo.co.uk

The Podcast that’s broadcasting from Iran in the near future and shall be wearing its kilt.

scotsport — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:39:29 +0000

This week: A biblical battle takes place at Murrayfield: who has the stupidest jacket, Doddie Weir or Frank Haddon? Have Scotland taken their intimidation tactics too far? Has Chris Patterson made a crafty deal with the Devil. We give Fred Macaulay some material for the next fortnight, and would Gretna benefit from having Alan Partridge as their owner?

Remember you can contact the Dave and al at daveandalscot@yahoo.co.uk

The Podcast that thinks Gazza will fit in at the asylum. He did play for Rangers and Newcastle…

scotsport — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:10:25 +0000

This week:Why Frank Haddon and his team wear those preposterous yellow anoraks. Has Alan Hanson won Morrison’s Idol? We reveal which drugs the Scotland rugby team were taking to ‘enhance’ their performance and how much it costs the UK tax-payer to keep Kevin Keegan in the job. Remember you can contact the Dave and al at daveandalscot@yahoo.co.uk

The podcast that doesn’t blame its poor listening figures on odd-shapped balls

scotsport — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:52:04 +0000

On this weeks 1st anniversary podcast: Life imitates art (if you can call a Leslie Neilson film art) at the African Nations Cup, Scotland solve their national anthem problems once and for all, Frank Haddon offers the worst excuse in the history of professional sport and have we slipped into a parallel universe? Remember you can contact the Dave and al at daveandalscot@yahoo.co.uk ,

The Podcast that feels sorry for George Burley: First Hearts, now Scotland. Poor Bastard…

scotsport — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:02:56 +0000

This week: Why its in the public’s interest that Titus Bramble makes his mistakes on the pitch, Bertie Voghts finally admits that he’s bad manager, why Willie Thorne potted so many blue balls, is there a travel agency offering package trips to the Caribbean for disgraced managers and Hibs’ goalkeeper does ‘a Lebouef’

Remember you can contact the Dave and Al Scotsport podcast at daveandalscot@yahoo.co.uk